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King Asgore Dreemurr ([personal profile] journalname) wrote2017-06-01 08:49 pm



Family Photo - Received from Wesker

Trident - taken from Wesker's room after his death

Bifröst x2
A gift from Felicia. This staff can revive a fallen comrade! Unfortunately, it doesn't work here and it's not like anyone has the staff rank to use it anyway.

Friendly Reminder That You're All Going To Die Down Here
A small round device that fits in the palm of your hand, black in color, with a certain logo ( on the top of it. There's a button in the center of the design that probably powers it on; be absolutely certain you want to do this before pressing it.

Azoth Dagger x2
A gift from Rin. While it's called a dagger, its purpose is largely ceremonial. Makes for a great gift from mentors of magecraft to their students! Can also double as a questionable funeral gift for a small child.

Horror Stories to Tell in the Dark
A gift from Sakura. A collection of spooky stories from a well-loved book. Great for sleepovers!

Star Sand
A small bottle of star sand that’s said to bring you happiness just by having it. It’s called sand, but it’s not actually rock. It’s the husks of small undersea creatures.

Blue Sephira x2
A gift from Arietta. A miniature statue of a goddess, said to increase your wealth! It's proof of having defeated the most feral of the God-Generals, congratulations!

Toy Camera
A camera made with cheap materials. Thanks to that low quality, its photos are blurry and have strange colors in them, which actually made it more popular.

Hundred-Year Potpourri
An item made with a matured mix of flowers, herbs and rinds, which you can enjoy the fragrance of. It’s been filled up with 100 years of fragrance-enjoying thoughts.

A porous stone spewed out from a volcano. You can use it to scrape off old, calloused skin from your heels.

Red Scarf x2
A scarf worn by a masked hero. It’s pretty scraggly since it’s been through a lot of fights.

Meteorite Arrow x2
An arrow discovered in ancient ruins. The arrowhead is made from a meteorite. They say that being cut by this arrow will allow one to see evil spirits.

Earth Dragon
A gift from Sakura K. A nice little figurine for your shelf! That is, if you like weird armless dinosaur gods for some reason.

Candlestick Holders
A gift from the Transmitter. A pair of long, silver candlestick holders that seem unusually heavy for something their size. Almost like they were weighted for something...

Aperture Laboratory Mobility Gel Samples
A few samples of gel from Aperture Laboratories, in rather small quantities, just enough to cover one’s hand. A blue gel, an orange gel and a white gel. The blue one makes stuff bounce from it, the orange gel lessens friction considerably, the white gel doesn’t show any noticeable properties due to the lack of portals.

Maidenly Carry-On Bag
You’ll definitely want to take this with you if you ever go to “Maiden Doar”, the popular spot for buying female-oriented goods and doujin works.

Iron-Nicking Sword
A sword that cannot cut iron. It can’t cut living things either. In other words it’s useless.

Red Mascot Costume x2
A costume that makes one want to help out in a supporting role just by wearing it. Looks like a yeti.

Rose Whip x2
A whip made with real roses. Even beautiful roses have thorns.

Crowbar x3
A metal tool for pulling out nails and using like a lever. It’s gotten a very unfair reputation thanks to the phrase “crowbar-like object” coming up in police reports.

Small Bottle
A gift from the Transmitter. A small, dark-colored bottle with a liquid of some sort inside. The label on the bottle has only one word on it: Tetrodoxotin.

Martel Pamphlet
Your average trifold flyer extolling the virtues of the Martel Group. Printed on 100% recycled paper.

Sunglasses x2
A gift from Wesker. Now you too can wear your sunglasses indoors and look like a douche! (No offense, George.)

Hatchet x2
A gift from the Transmitter. A small axe usually intended for survival purposes. Exactly how much it helps anyone survive here is up to you to decide.

Saint Blade
A gift from Nachetanya. This crystalline alloy doesn't seem to make for a very sturdy weapon, but is certainly is beautiful!

A gift from Krauser. A set of three herbs: red, green, and yellow. Eating them will restore some health and heal minor injuries! Sadly, mixing them does not turn them into a bottle.

Moon Rock
A rock brought back from the Apollo moon landing. The composition of moon rocks varies based on where they’re taken from. This rock was taken from the “Sea of Tranquility”.

Genius Author Fountain Pen
A fountain pen used by a late, great novelist. The soul of the novelist dwells within it, and no matter who uses the pen, they can only write this same sentence. “I am no longer human.”

Fishing Rod Pen
A fishing rod made so that you can have fun fishing anywhere, anytime. It can shrink down to the size of a ballpoint pen, leaving you free to carry it around.

Portable Gaming System
A portable gaming system that’s a huge hit. It also includes a music player and a movie playback system.

Blueberry Solid Gold
A popular brand of bracelet, made from pure gold. A product from a long-standing store loved by both men and women. Its brightness and sense of quality will get you 10% more attention.

Giving Away

Defective Portal Gun
A shoddy prototype of the portal gun made by Aperture Laboratories. It does no more than spark and be excessively heavy. What does it have inside, a black hole?

Showa Radio
A classic-style radio, with a retro appearance but state-of-the-art technology on the inside. Now we just need to make a radio station, and we’ll be set!

Pagan Dance
A portable-gaming-system-exclusive game that was cancelled before release. An R-rated game in which you become a huge god and bring divine retribution on humans one after another.

Infrared Thermometer
A thermometer that can take your temperature even if it’s not directly touching the skin. It measures temperature based on the infrared rays emitted by the human body.

Water Flute
A flute that makes a small birdsong-like sound when you pour water into the container and blow into the pipe.

Roller Slippers
Slippers with wheels in the heels. They were invented so that one could move around comfortably in their own home, even though nobody ever asked for such a thing.

Small Light
When you light something with this light, it will become small… actually, no, it’s a flashlight the size of a matchbox.

Love Affair Ring
A pinky ring that will bring you affection if you wear it on your right hand, bring you romance if you wear it on your left hand, and bring ruin upon you if you wear it on both.

White Rabbit Earmuffs
A popular item from the gothic lolita fashion brand “Inabauer”.

Gloves of Tomorrow
Boxing gloves ingrained with much effort and passion. When you wear them, you will want to make cross-counters.

Vibrating Kokeshi x2
A round-headed kokeshi doll that begins to vibrate uncontrollably when you press the switch on the bottom. It looks sort of like a children’s toy, but who knows how you’re supposed to use the thing.

Multi-Sided Dice Set
A set of dice with 4, 6, 12 and 20 faces. They were made in commemoration of the 30th anniversary of the world-famous tabletop RPG, “URPS”.

Silver Ring
A ring made of very pure silver. There’s a naturally-occurring pink tourmaline set into the back. If you don’t know what to present someone with, give them this.

Golden Gun x3
A replica of a gun used by a certain assassin. It seems to be missing a part, and the firing mechanism doesn’t work.

Hand Bra
A brassiere made to look as if they’re completely covered by a pair of hands. As stated by the tag line, “The left and right hands are for support only”, wearing it gives a new sensation.

Absolute Tuning Fork x2
A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry.

White Rabbit Earmuffs
A popular item from the gothic lolita fashion brand “Inabauer”.

The Queen’s Straitjacket
Clothing used for escape artistry by the genius illusionist, Queen Terko. It restricts both of your hands. Apparently there are people who feel pleasure from this feeling of restriction.

Lilienthal’s Wings x2
A hang glider model left by the aviation engineer Lilienthal. It’s filled with the dreams of humans who gazed up at the sky.

A thin, easily-dissolvable film made from starch. It’s useful for when you need to swallow a bitter pill, or to speak badly of someone.

Kitty Hairpin x3
A hairpin with a kitten design on it. With just this one little point, it makes girls shine.

Overlord T-Back
Underwear that can only be worn by those who can lord over buttocks. They’re unisex.

Millennium Prize Problems
Seven mathematics problems issued by the Clay Mathematics Institute in America. The prize money for solving even one of them is a million dollars.

The Queen’s Straitjacket
Clothing used for escape artistry by the genius illusionist, Queen Terko. It restricts both of your hands. Apparently there are people who feel pleasure from this feeling of restriction.

Blueberry Solid Gold
A popular brand of bracelet, made from pure gold. A product from a long-standing store loved by both men and women. Its brightness and sense of quality will get you 10% more attention.

Half Safety Boots
Half-shoes that only cover your toes. Like safety boots, though, there’s an iron plate on the front of them.

Torcat Drawers
New pant-style undergarments from the gothic lolita fashion brand “Wonder Dungeon”.

Berserker Armor
Armor that grants its wearer power like that of a berserker. As compensation, it erodes the wearer’s life force.

Given Away / Consumed

Golden Flower - Planted in the greenhouse
A potted golden flower.

Cerberus - Given to Wesker
A plush Doberman of acceptable hugging size. It's got a zipper attached to its chest that runs up under its neck, over its nose and head, and ends at about its shoulderblades. You can unzip its face to reveal a mass of adorable plush tentacles, full of adorable plush teeth!

Golden Flower Tea - Drank it
A small box with "Golden Flower Tea" written on it in neat script. It contains some loose-leaf tea.

Rappig Meat - Given to Arietta
A hunk of delicious cooked rappig, just like mom used to fry up with monster magic!