i wouldn't sell 'em short. they warmed up to undyne and papyrus alright.
[The fish that tried to skewer them (succeeded in doing so?) and the skeleton that tried to abduct them, respectively. Though it seems that Sans, uh, finally reached the limit of Frisk's seemingly endless forgiveness.
Probably for the best; up until now, he wasn't certain such a limit even existed.]
If you think so. I suppose you know them better than I.
[He's still doubtful, but. Frisk hasn't seemed terribly afraid of him, at least? Maybe it would be for the best, if only so things aren't so awkward when he visits the children.]
I suppose. Though of course I have far fewer duties to see to here.
[There's no real need to govern anyone with only a handful of his people present, no particular need to supervise Alphys anymore - he never did reach her about returning those remains, he should have tried harder to do that before the human arrived.
No children to murder. So, you know. Pretty light.]
[Do these phones do emojis he's using a heart emoji]
Perhaps. But not now, I think. [It is not that the Guard here is a bad organization, he's sure. They do not have someone ordering them to do awful things. But he does not have the heart for it, just now.]
[After a few mishaps about the house, things are just escalating more and more. Whilst the intention isn't to pull every occupant into the problems they're facing, a bright idea to get back at Chara (whilst being quiet and unalarming), may result in more than uh
[They may choke on their cereal when they see him for the first time, but it's very quickly followed by a thumbs up. That? That's a good look for you, sir.]
It's more likely than you think. Trying to swallow and not choke, they hum out an affirmation, dropping their spoon in favor of two thumbs up. That's two whole thumbs up, sir. You can't get much better than that.]
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sup, your majesty?
take it you're settling in?
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[More or less, you know. Shit's weird.]
Have you been well, Sans?
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[So. Not very. But that's beside the point.]
you been getting along with the kids alright, yeah?
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[It's been weird and this is about 50% a lie if you include Frisk in there but it's fine this is over text]
I cannot tell you what it means to see them again.
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place isn't all that bad, i guess.
i was thinking...
it'd be nice to maybe have a day out with all three of them, maybe.
so all of you could catch up.
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Though I am not certain Frisk would enjoy that.
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[You know, when he tried to murder them?]
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they warmed up to undyne and papyrus alright.
[The fish that tried to skewer them (succeeded in doing so?) and the skeleton that tried to abduct them, respectively. Though it seems that Sans, uh, finally reached the limit of Frisk's seemingly endless forgiveness.
Probably for the best; up until now, he wasn't certain such a limit even existed.]
give 'em a shot.
you guys could all use a break.
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[He's still doubtful, but. Frisk hasn't seemed terribly afraid of him, at least? Maybe it would be for the best, if only so things aren't so awkward when he visits the children.]
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Boy.
He sure doesn't think he knows 'em at all.]
have a day out with the three of them.
see what you think then.
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[Sans does tend to give good advice. And really, how long can he awkwardly avoid being alone with Frisk? Perhaps he is right.]
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i think so, yeah.
and you could use a break too, you know?
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[There's no real need to govern anyone with only a handful of his people present, no particular need to supervise Alphys anymore - he never did reach her about returning those remains, he should have tried harder to do that before the human arrived.
No children to murder. So, you know. Pretty light.]
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i'm pretty sure undyne has.
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[Do these phones do emojis he's using a heart emoji]
Perhaps. But not now, I think. [It is not that the Guard here is a bad organization, he's sure. They do not have someone ordering them to do awful things. But he does not have the heart for it, just now.]
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fair enough.
lemme know if you need anything, big guy.
and also when you and the kids hang.
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[It isn't that Asgore particularly thinks Sans should come to the Weird Family Picnic, but why else would he want to know when it was happening?]
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[No, actually. But he's gotta know when it's happening, for, uh...reasons.]
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[Asgore, in all honesty, will be relieved when Sans does not in fact come along. But he'll let him know anyway!]
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have a good one.
[If he ends up hatin' his nonexistent guts for this, well, he won't say he didn't see it coming.
Sorry.]
[Action]
More than one purple-faced monster, for a few days.
Sorry, your dadjesty.]
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Can you burn out dye with magical fire? He considers it for a moment, but ultimately decides that it isn't worth the risk. Purple it is, then.]
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[Text- the 28th]
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Him too.]
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I hope Chara's with you.
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Dyed hair is "cool" these days, is it not? [PUNK ASGORE no lbr it was toriel]
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It's more likely than you think. Trying to swallow and not choke, they hum out an affirmation, dropping their spoon in favor of two thumbs up. That's two whole thumbs up, sir. You can't get much better than that.]
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How fun! This and the Internet. [HE'S PRACTICALLY A HIP YOUTH (TM)]